Ok, the veil of Maya is torn, ripping through the true nature of the heavy commitments that have occupied the last hours of my host becomes manifest.
Many, facing a similar epiphany, remain banned. Not me, that I have imaginary friends who give me good advice before the ethical problems of this magnitude. So he mustered Seth Putnam and Fabio Fazio and ask their advice. Seth always knows what to do: I suggest that scream suck cock! At least scrape off the shit from the toilet before going out, ugly fool, I've also been waiting for hours to see your dirty shit, and then go away and slammed the door as she bursts into tears. Then go back inside, beaten, raped and beat her again. Fazio instead proposes to tone down the rhetoric, the bottom is not a tragedy, it does happen, it's best to ignore it and get back in there after having just washed her face.
Well thanks for the advice of dick consciousness. Seth says the right, but if my libido at this time could be drawn on this aspect would . It would make little sense without rape. Fazio not to give due consideration to the pain of my bladder. Mica I piss the shit and leave it there if nothing had happened, I mean the real mica are Fazio. Having to find a compromise, I decided to aim the pee right on the runway assholes who makes a fine show of himself on the ceramics, to give him a rugged rough. But that sort of relief seems to have the same consistency of the pediment of the Parthenon, my pride does not seem to even scratch jet. I have to crank it up with mop and elbow grease.
Funny how vile my mind, unparalleled in the art of finding excuses to take off my ass when I ask a favor urgent, hang in situations that require the help of just a stupid excuse, like I have just called there my uncle in the hospital. Instead here I am scraping my scagazza not in the name of a quiet life. How funny life!
I go out there with an expressionless face and friendly that I believe in truth be very alarmed because The Mad asks me immediately want something to eat, to drink? I repeat that no, I do not want anything (even more so now), so she, very thoughtful, to make sure he asks a third time. I say no for the third time, and you sure?, Fucking YES, I'm sure, just the thought of food makes me gag.
While we sit roughly in the middle of the empty room, I hear the audience screaming NO! What do you idiot, run!, But do not listen to them, so we start talking about metaphysics, aliens and pranotherapy, in any order. I had prepared on going over the texts of Nietzsche Marilyn Manson but never mind, I try to move the discussion on a field most congenial to me, ie the ratio of Xenu and the continuity of the Marvel universe. It is an hour of intense exchanges, who see me ruleggiare and make a show of my innate talents fuffologo technicalities with high academy that intoxicate my interlocutor. But now a prisoner of Hydra turns, I lose sight of my primary goal: to escape quickly. I went too much into the character and my mind is weak.
And now begins to talk about himself, and we move on the couch. Sai Baba says, I'm going to a psychiatrist for seven years, ah say, really?, What funny!, Haha yeah, and I am also taking medicines that calms me, I attempted suicide several times in the past, but now I think I'm reaching a balance, but oh well, it's a beautiful thing, is certainly good for your health to throw a dead weight in pounds of spiritualism seasoned with oriental crap, if you take away from suicide. Do you agree more, adding that this malaise was taking on the road to perdition, led an immoral life and felt dirty, and I apologize but amoral guy like?, Eh guy who was fucking with everyone, with the first one that happened to me, sometimes two at a time, and do not take precautions of any kind, I drank and I undressed in public and stuff, but now I decided to give us a cut, enough sex, enough, enough and still enough. Want something to eat, to drink?
A curious bug prevents me from putting in order of importance, the baffling things I've just heard, then, except to say no thanks I do not want no shit and dribble with nonchalance Topics psychiatry, suicide and venereal diseases, I focus on the last thing I heard, but as I say, no more sex?
She takes on the expression of ravenous tiger, typical of certain circles of forty female worshipers of the sacred heart that so are all the rage in my town, and I said no, it hurts my mental and physical balance. Pronounce this sentence caressing my balls with his right foot and waving his left leg, while his hands linger on his groin roughly massaging. Here is something that comes back, tells me that my insight, from the back of my head, hastily browse a compendium of body language attachment to focus the month before. I still I harden in doubt . After a while
'silences full of promises, it retracts upset, as if he had driven out the demons that possessed her. And I have!? She tells me here, I must say, I am passionate about dance!, I say yes, well, I think something very normal, in fact I like the dancers eh, and she no no no no do not understand! I was diagnosed with a terrible illness, a latent state but may take a moment!, Oh God you are already a kind of summary of the first two series of dr. House, what else is there now?, And she, on the verge of tears THE MUSCULAR DYSTROPHY! What the fuck, I think, now submerged to the neck in this booklet Cannibal Corpse living, and I thought who knows!
but I remain thrilled and say Come on, it's not that, then you always have hope ! You tell me, I love dancing so much!, Ah say, why do not you show me something, so at least we complete the psychedelic delirium?
So get up and start belly dancing without music. I do not have the theoretical tools to judge, but I think oh, be spread the vulva in the face is always a nice thing, especially after seeing what had forgotten to come out just the same ass dancing circles in front of me. So I harden without restraint, with renewed vigor. It happens that La Pazza mi casca proprio addosso, sul divano, si ridacchia e ci troviamo faccia a faccia.
Il finale parrebbe abbastanza scontato a questo punto.
Ma.
NO!, sbotta lei, DEVO ESSERE COERENTE !, e mi allontana in modo brusco. Ci ritroviamo ai due lati estremi del divano, e io mi risveglio sconvolto nel mondo reale, lo stesso mondo nel quale avevo raschiato via della merda prodotta da quell’essere immondo. Che diavolo era successo? Mi alzo in piedi di scatto, guardandomi attorno sbigottito. Guardo l’orologio, cazzo è l’una, io mi sa che devo andare proprio, è molto tardi, ci sentiamo un’altra volta (sissì, col cazzo però) eh? Ciao ciao, NO, aspetta!, she says, grabbing my stuff while I recover. What is it now?, And you please do not hate me, try to understand me, you're a special guy, I regret having done so, I'm very confused, I do not know what to think, but no but no, I say, do not hate you Come on, now I am going eh, WAIT, she says, at least I can hold you? And that's why I jump on me, hold me shaking my head and sinks into my flesh, where I feel the vibrations of his sobs. I think Jesus, this creature suffering should be torn down, and while I am about to deal a telling blow on the neck cutting with your hand, I see a light come on from behind the only other door of the house, as well as the bathroom. Sorry The Mad, I say alarmed, but who is behind that door?, and she ah there is a room where my mother's sewing things, irons, but do not expect your mother then came back is back there now or from when?, ah well there Throughout the evening, is there with my father, there is a tv ... but hey, where are you running? Do not hate me, please!
Tear in the night without looking back, surrounded by explosions and screams. Across the country in flames pointing in a southerly direction towards my car. I see the flash from a distance and open up to welcome me, I jumped in dodging the walls of buildings and sketches of broken asphalt, I turn on the engine, the machine asks me what happened to you man?, and I'll explain another time Panda, now take me out of here, quick!
I turn on the stereo, part European Son and I are gone and the Panda in the thick mist of the countryside, while the country with a horrible gurgling sound is swallowed up in hell.
I say no, I was around for a bit 'and I had beer in the body, so I ask you to use the bathroom, I'd just need a fucking.