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Now I'll tell you a story.
There was once a physicist, was a physicist of those very good, and it had also 110 and graduated with honors. I'm physically spent all his time in his lab, he wanted to make the discovery of the century, but did not know which. He stood there in the studio, night and day, day and night to try to understand what he could do, without having decent idea. All this until ... until, a light bulb lit in him, but not because he had an idea, but because the light bulb, says the tale, had to go out a little genius. And so it was. From the light bulb went out a little genius of the little lamp.
"Who are you?" the physicist asked, looking with an air of superiority
tiny little thing "I am the genius," said the little genius with a tiny little Vocino
And physical, a little 'altered: "Here, if there is a genius, that's me!"
"Yeah sure" said the genius physicist butt of consumer jokes and what have you concluded with your genius? You graduated with honors and then? "
"And then ... and then ... and then nothing," stammered the man, at first agreed, then burst into tears.
"Come on, let's leave, and then we did not even happen, I'm here to help, not be a genius in the sense that they are brilliant, I'm a genius because I leave the light bulb. And you know what a little genius when it comes out bulb, right? "
"No, I do not know," said physicist with tears in his eyes and a little 'sobbing
"Emminchia, not even you know this? E 'd be a genius? "roared the little genie lamp, causing a resurgence by the scientist who began to cry again
" No, no, sorry, just kidding, do not take it, "said the little genius from his friendly hand on the shoulder of the physicist ( I guess he realized the gaffe) "I said I'm a little genius, and since you do not know, I tell you that the bulbs are geniuses in the world to fulfill the wishes of scientists (you know, is a patent of Edison ...) "
At this point the tears ceased to flow, the crying stopped and her eyes became suddenly bright.
" Can I ask you all all right? "
" Yes! "
" But everything everything everything? "
"Yes!"
"All right?"
"What the fuck are you, stupid?" Everything I told you everything, it means everything, not even I can repeat it to you! I hurry, there are billions of other physicists throughout the universe waiting for me! "
"Ok, ok, do not get mad, I understood everything. And how long I have to decide?"
The Genius, looked at his watch, then said, "You're lucky, this time I can hold back a bit 'more, say 2 minutes"
"Mmm" began to make the body as he thought, he thought so much, for at least two minutes (for he was almost a record), then said, "Well, because, my problem is not intelligence, I am the smartest of all, but my lack of inspiration comes from the circumstances here, I'd love to have the same chance of Newton, while resting under the tree that inspired the apple fell from the sky in the form of "
" There you are satisfied, "said the genius, cracked fingers and the apple fell.
"Well, then you are stupid, not a genius! I said in a metaphorical sense, not that I meant the apple on his head. Ouch! I meant that I wanted an opportunity like that. Ouch! And now what? "
" I do not know, maybe you'll be inspired even so, I can not do anything, "said the little genie and poof! Disappeared into thin air, even in the bulb.
" Maybe he was right ouch! " thought the physical "is me, I'll keep my apple falls every two minutes in the lead, sooner or later the inspiration will come." The fact
apple fell on man's head, bounced on the ground and then rose and fell on his head.
a long time since that day and the apple did not give company to the physical break even for 5 minutes. Every two minutes, fell on his head, but not had the desired effect. The only consequence was a big bump that gradually grew more and more.
Now, I forgot to tell who lived next to another physical body, his enemy. He hated his university days, because the physical neighbor unlike our friend was really hurt and envy eat him alive. Here, at that time, the history of the apple of course was a source of hilarity for the neighbor, who did nothing but tease our physicist friend. All this lasted until one day, your body really broke the balls to see the growing bump on his head without other consequences. He picked the apple from the ground, out into the garden and kicked him never seen before. The apple, looks a bit 'ended up in the center of the enemy's head physical neighbor who had a nice bump on his head, fell to the ground, got up, went into his study and wrote a complicated formula on the blackboard. As it happens, that made sense. A great sense of the century was the formula, the formula of anti! Get Rich physical and our friend is still there to wonder why.
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